Immigrant support day

Today is set aside for immigrants to boycott work, school and shopping to show how much they matter to their communities. But it may not happen. At the last minute, Congress is offering each immigrant, if they'll skip the boycott, their choice of $100 or a tank of gas.

Vouchers should be ready as soon as FEMA answers the phone. (HaBlog)

Experts believe presidential advisor Karl Rove will be indicted this week, because he described his latest testimony before the grand jury as "Hell." But actually, Rove only said that because they wouldn't let him eat any Twinkies while on the stand. (Jake Novak)

The Gallup Poll asked Americans by region if they preferred to see the name Hillary Clinton or Hillary Rodham Clinton on the presidential ballot. The results were not surprising. In the North and Midwest it was Hillary Clinton, in the West it was Hillary Rodham Clinton, and in the South it was When Pigs Fly.  (comedian Argus Hamilton)

New British military officer Prince Harry has no qualms about seeing combat in Iraq. A person of wealth and means actually serving his country in war. Or, as we say in the U.S., "huh?" (Alan Ray)