Rush him off to counseling

This is what a bloated hypocrite with money gets. You can bet your bottom dollar if it were you or I, or our children, we'd be sitting in jail instead of being a gassbag on the radio for three hours a day. There are a lot of people in Texas prisons for a lot less.

Before his own problems became public, Limbaugh had decried drug use and abuse and mocked President Clinton for saying he had not inhaled when he tried marijuana. He often made the case that drug crimes deserve punishment. "Drug use, some might say, is destroying this country. And we have laws against selling drugs, pushing drugs, using drugs, importing drugs. ... And so if people are violating the law by doing drugs, they ought to be accused and they ought to be convicted and they ought to be sent up," Limbaugh said on his short-lived television show on Oct. 5, 1995.

If you're interested, here's the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office booking sheet on Rush Limbo.